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Total Medals Earned: 217 (From 46 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,540 Points

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.Loneliness.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

loved 5 Points

Together forever.

Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 9/17 (220/480 points)

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Balloon Boy Adventure

Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)

Ballooner 50 Points

Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.

Ban That Fulp!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Wade Mode 5 Points

Activated Wade mode

Over 500! 25 Points

Ban him at 500 + MPH

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 3/8 (125/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 14/22 (75/140 points)

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Da Pink Knight

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)

TKO 10 Points

Dizzy the boss before first armor break.

JuiceyKisses 25 Points

Use magic as the final blow on the boss.

OneBigClusterFart 25 Points

Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.

YouWin 25 Points

You Win.

CuttinOutSweets 50 Points

Beat the game without getting a dizzy.

DreidelPower 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.

MaryPoppinz 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.

PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points

Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.

Tilt 100 Points

Beat the game with a certain score..

TimeAttack 100 Points

Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.