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Total Medals Earned: 215 (From 46 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,530 Points

.Loneliness.

loved Unlocked 12/31/11
5 Points
Together forever.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/27/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Armed Prophet

Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Armed Prophet Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
ZOMG!!!1 Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Smiley Hater Unlocked 11/20/09
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 9/17 (220/480 points)

Balloon Boy Adventure

Ballooner Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points
Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)

Ban That Fulp!

Over My Head Unlocked 12/7/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap Him Gently Unlocked 12/7/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wade Mode Unlocked 12/7/10
5 Points
Activated Wade mode
Over 500! Unlocked 12/7/10
25 Points
Ban him at 500 + MPH

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 3/10/11
25 Points
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 3/10/11
50 Points
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 3/10/11
50 Points
Reach past the sky's limit!
OUTLAW! 25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 3/8 (125/500 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

People Person Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 12/21/09
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Too Close! Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/405 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Acidic Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electric Boogaloo Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/3/10
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Logged to Death 5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Hell Froze Over Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Into The Void Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 14/22 (75/140 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 4/25/10
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin 25 Points You Win.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)