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Blaspheman's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 211 (From 45 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,375 Points

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.Loneliness.

loved Unlocked 12/31/11
5 Points Together forever.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/27/10
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Locked Medal There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Locked Medal GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Armed Prophet

Locked Medal Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Locked Medal Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Locked Medal Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Kill Smileborg
Locked Medal Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Locked Medal The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points Kill ZOMG
Locked Medal Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Locked Medal Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater Unlocked 11/20/09
50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Locked Medal Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 9/17 (220/480 points)

Balloon Boy Adventure

Ballooner Unlocked 10/22/09
50 Points Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)

Ban That Fulp!

Wade Mode Unlocked 12/7/10
5 Points Activated Wade mode
Over 500! Unlocked 12/7/10
25 Points Ban him at 500 + MPH
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Burrito Bison

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! Unlocked 3/10/11
25 Points Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Locked Medal OUTLAW! 25 Points Squash 100 police officers.
Locked Medal CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! Unlocked 3/10/11
50 Points Go through the arena without touching the ground.
SWEET IMPACT! Unlocked 3/10/11
50 Points Reach past the sky's limit!
Locked Medal BUFFED OUT! 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Locked Medal MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Locked Medal PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points Attain a very high speed.

Medals Earned: 3/8 (125/500 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Locked Medal Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points Run 250 people over
Locked Medal Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points Travel over 2.5 miles
Locked Medal CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Locked Medal Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Locked Medal Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
Locked Medal My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Locked Medal Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Locked Medal Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Locked Medal Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 12/21/09
25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Locked Medal Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Locked Medal Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Locked Medal Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Locked Medal Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Locked Medal Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/405 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Locked Medal A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
Locked Medal Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
Locked Medal Logged to Death 5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Locked Medal You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/3/10
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
Locked Medal Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Locked Medal Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Medal Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 14/22 (75/140 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 4/25/10
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Locked Medal JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
Locked Medal OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
Locked Medal YouWin 25 Points You Win.
Locked Medal CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Locked Medal DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Locked Medal MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Locked Medal PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Locked Medal Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
Locked Medal TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)